Girlfriend Romantic mood me, Aaj ghar mai koi nahi hai, Aajao
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Boyfriend :- Tu mere ghar aaja pagli, mere ghar sab log hai
Tera dil laga rahega :P

Moral :- Har ladka kamina nahi hota, Koi sharif bhi hota hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 746 views

Makaan Ko Pakad Ke Rakhna

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Diwar p likha tha

RAAZ public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai
or Tm yha bethe ho?

RAAZ niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rhe he

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tell me the names of any 5animals

Pathan to Sardar: Tell me the names of any 5
animals that live in water.
Sardar: Duck
Pathan: Good now tell more.
Sardar: Duck’s mother, father, brother and sister.
Pathan: Well Done

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan to Pathan

Pathan 1: Yaar soraj raat ko kion nahi nikalta?
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Pathan 2: Kia pata nikalta ho, agar, etny andhairy mai kis ko dekhayi dega !!

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Exam ka examiner bahut strict

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha
cheating nahi karne de raha tha..

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di..

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya..

2nd bencher pehle se :- yaar tune kya likha... ??

1st bencher ne kaha:-“SIR , Peeche se aapki pant phati hui hai.. :D :O :p*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)