Light chali gai

Light chali gai to Pathan ki B.V ne Pathan se bola: Pankha to chala do.

Pathan: Kar di na jahilon wali baat.

Pankha chalega to Mom Batti nahi bujh jayegi?

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 1032 views
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