Sholay ki team
sholay.ki team ne ipl me hissa liya gabber k bowlers ne 20 over me 350 run diye &usme extras 200 run diye.
batao kyu?
q ki wicket keeper thakur tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1048 views
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