Docter se checkup

Nazar kuch nai aata ankhen band hone k baad
dockter se jo pocha is ka ilaaj
de kar 4 tablets bola kha lena 2 jagne se pehlay 2 sonay k bad

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 748 views
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