Q- Whats the difference between Women & Books?

A- Books can be Understood.

Q- Why can't Women Drive well?

A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!

Q- Why can't Women stand a day in Jungle?

A- No Shopping Centers!

Q- How to save a Dying Woman?

A- Tell her about a 90% Sale some where!

Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

A- Who Cares, just Enjoy the Day..!!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1076 views

Maa banne wali hoon

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi.



Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?

Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Were you ever arrested?

A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question: "Have you ever been arrested?"

He answered no to the question.

The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a yes, was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it "Never got caught."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Are Computers Male or Female?

A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.

Things like 'chalk' or 'pencil,' she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, "What gender is a computer?"

The French teacher wasn't sure which gender it was, so she ivided the class into two groups and asked them to decide if a computer should be masculine or feminine. One group was comprised of the women in the class, and the other of men. Both groups were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to in masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.

The men, on the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be referred to in the feminine gender because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your pay check on accessories.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

WARNING ! ! ! Th

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you TURN your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

On the first day of school

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother.

The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)