Teacher: Class, we will have only half a day of
school this morning.
Class: Hooray!
Teacher: We will have the other half this
afternoon!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 881 views

You are one of th

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

Just a second, don't misunderstand.

CUTE means:

Creating

Useless

Troubles

Everywhere..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Exams

Father to son: How did you write your exam?
.
Son: They had asked questions which I didn't know, so I wrote answer which they will not know

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

We two, our two!!

Teacher: What will you do once you are old enough?

Student: Marriage

Teacher: I mean, what you want to be?
Student: Bridegroom

Teacher: I wanted to know what do you want to get?
Student: Bride

Teacher: Idiot, what do you want to do for your parents?
Student: Get a daughter-in-law

Teacher: Stupid, what do your parents want from you?
Student: Grandson

Teacher: Dumaass, what is your goal in life?
Student: We two, our two!!

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Software company

During a software company interview:
HR: Suppose i select u, where do u see yourself 5
yrs frm now?
Student: At home waiting for d joining date..:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

generation gap

1980 girls : Maa mei Jeans pehanungi
Maa : Nahin beti log kya kahengey ?
2006 girls : Maa mein mini skirt pehanungi
Maa : Pehen Le beti kuch to pehan Le!

by A. Sami (few years ago!)