Aakhir Biwi Ne Gutne Tek Hi Diye

Santa Ne Apne Dost Banta Se Puchha

Santa: “Biwi Se Teri Ladai Khatam Hui?”

Banta: “Ghutne Tek Ke Mere Paas Aayi Thi”

Santa: “Achha, Fir Usne Ghutne Tek Ke Kya Kaha?”

Banta: “Yahi Ki Bed Ke Niche Se Nikal Aao, Kuch Nahi Kahungi“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1065 views
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