Pati:Jaan roz roz mai tumhari aankhon mai anshu nahi dekh sakta.

Patni:Thiq hai,
kal se aaphi piyaz katt k doge.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1528 views

2 girls in bus

1st girl:mere paisay chori ho gae.
2nd:magr to tu paisay brizer me rakhti the
1st:mujhe kia pta tha sala chory kar raha hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

pathan in school

Ek Pathan ka School mai New Admission Huwa:

Teacher: Batao Allama Iqbal kon hain?



Pathan: Hum ko kya Pata Kon hai?
Aaj He To Hum Aaya Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Civil servant

Civil servant: I am unable to sleep.
Doctor: Can`t you sleep at night?
Civil Servant: I sleep very well at night. I find it difficult to sleep at noon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Great School Humor

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

Groucho Marx

1890-1977

This reminds me of the student who began his Middle Ages story with:

"He was a dark and stormy knight...."

In a survey taken several years ago, all incoming freshman at MIT were asked if they expected to graduate in the top half of their class.

Ninety-seven percent responded that they did.

Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

A: The teacher says "Get that gum out of your mouth", where as the train says "Chew, Chew ".

"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than to institutionalize all those people."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per

Santa aadhi raat ko sadak per akela ghum raha tha.

Police wala: kyun bhai, aadhi raat ko akele ghumne ki kya wajah hai?

Santa: wajah hoti to ghar pahunch kar kab ka apni biwi ko bata diya hota.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)