The judge read the charges, then asked: Are you the defendant in this case?No, your honor,” replied Banta, “I’ve got a lawyer to do the defending. I’m the person who done it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 816 views

Santa: Jaldi se machardani de

Santa: Jaldi se machardani de dijiye mujhe bus pakadni hai

Dukandar: Sorry,
mere pass itni badi machardani nahi hai jisme bus pakdi ja sake.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sawal Kuch B Ho

SAWAL
Kuch B Ho,

JAWAB
Tum Hi Ho,

ARMAN
Kitna Hi Ho,

AARZOO
Tum Hi Ho,

GHUSSA
Jitna B Ho,

PYAR
Tum Hi Ho,

KHAWB
koi B ho
Tabeer Tum Hi Ho,
.
.
Yani k saray Fsaad ki jar
Tum Hi Ho.
(‘-’)
<) )>
_//_
Main to Masoom Hoon…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

wife:subah mere chehre pe pani

wife:subah mere chehre pe pani kyo dala,

pati: tere baap ne kaha tha k meri beti PHOOL ki tarha hai ise murzane mat dena..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga

Jis waqt khuda ne tumhain banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir ussay zoo ka khayal aaya hoga..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Child to his father

Child to his father: Papa why mother’s tummy is getting so big?

Father: You naughty! you know everything.

Child: No, I don’t.

Father: There’s lot of water in your mother’s belly.

Child: Oh no, then my younger brother will drown in it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)