Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!

Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!Girl: Any proof?

Boy: You always say intelliGENTS but u never say intelliLADIES.. :-p

Great people
Great thoughts.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1018 views
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