Pathan Ki Udaasi
Pathan Ro Rha Tha.
Admi: Kya Huwa?
Pathan: Yara Hum Udas He
Jis Sy Pyar Krta He Uska Chummi B Nai Le Skta
Admi: Kyun?
Pathan: Yara Uska Shave Bohat Chubhta He…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1015 views
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