Moon is better than Sun because
Moon gives light in night
when light is needed
but Sun gives light in day
when light is not needed.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 792 views

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever
been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get my mummy then

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ultimate answer

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t
tell me where..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…

Newton’s 1st Law of poondi…
Every poonder continues to do poondi unless or until a thappar or sandal with a velocity of 9.8m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl…
This force is called be-ezzti, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi..
but Beghairti remains constnt.B-);-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek chor raat mai chori karnay

Ek chor raat mai chori karnay ek ghar mai gaya.

Jb wo ghar mai dakhil hoa to daikha tv lounge mai ek khoubsurat larki baithi biscuit kha rahi thi.

Raat ka andhera or tanhai ka aalam

Chor ki niyat kharab ho gai
Us ne larki ko dhakka mar k nechay giraya

Or Biscuit ka packet le k bhag gaya LU ka candy biscuit subko dewana banaye,.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag

kya lo gay???????
student: paisa

teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee


student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta hai.........:)

by ahsan raza (few years ago!)