Pathan
Teacher : 2 main se 2 nikle to kia bacha ?
Pathan : hum ko sawal samjh nahin aya.
Teacher : tumhare pas 2 rotiyan thi , tum ne in ko kha liya abhi tumhare pas kya bacha ?
Pathan : saalan .
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 503 views
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