Allah Ke Naam Par De De
Ek Bhikhari Ek Ghar Mein Beekh Mangne Gaya, Andar Se Ek Choti Si Bacchi Aayi
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beta”
Bacchi: “Main Beta Nahi Beti Hoon”
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Beti”
Bacchi: “Mera Naam Sandhya Hai”
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De De Sandhya”
Bacchi: “Mera Poora Naam Sandhya Chaudhary Hai”
Bhikhari: “Allah Ke Naam Par De
De Sandhya Chaudhary”
Bacchi: “Ye Hui Na Baat, Ab Maaf Karo Baba“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 942 views
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