A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a check-up. 'Remember,' the doctor said, 'Dont get excited, dont get mad and forget about baseball when youre off the field.'

Then he added, 'By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1038 views

Santa ek mobile bechne wale se

Santa ek mobile bechane wale se larai kar raha tha
Logon ne puchha kya huva
Santa: Mene mobile kharida to bola tha mobile me
lock bhi h, Ab ye tala, chhabi kuch nahi de raha

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Fair Wife Husband With Black Baby

Ek gora aadmi tha. Jab uska ladka paida hua toh woh kala tha.

Tabhi woh apni wife ke paas jata hai aur poochta hai,

Yaar main bhi gora tha tum bhi gori thi to bachcha kaise kala paida ho gaya?

Aur phir uski biwi ne jawab diya,

Darling main bhi hot tum bhi hot sayad bachcha jal gaya hoga?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar told his son

Sardar told his son:
‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘

Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti

Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
Hi aulad hai‘‘

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Get Me An Ambulence Now

A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.

Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!

Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)