A baseball manager

A baseball manager who had an ulcer was in his physician office for a check-up. 'Remember,' the doctor said, 'Dont get excited, dont get mad and forget about baseball when youre off the field.'

Then he added, 'By the way, how come you let the pitcher bat yesterday with the tying run on second and two men out in the ninth.'

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 957 views
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