Get Me An Ambulence Now
A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.
Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!
Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 615 views
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Sardar Engish k paper me fail ho gaya …!!
Due to following translations..?
1. main aam aadmi nai hon?
(I am not a mango man)
2. Sarda or garma phal hain?
(Colda & hota are fruits)
3.Mujhe b english aati he?
(English comes to me also)
4. Do or Do barabar chaar?
(Give & Give equal to four)
5.Mera taluq haripur hazara se hai?
(I am belong to greenpur thousanda)
6. Sarak par golian chal rahi hai?
(Tablets are walking on the road)
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
KHAN Ne 1 Bacha Agwa kia
Or Sticker Pe Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
"10 Laakh KaL Subah PuL K Neeche Pohncha Do"
Or Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejh Dia.
Dosre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gaya Tu
Use Paise MiL Gye
Or
Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasm
Paise Ka Gham Ni,
Gham Is Baat Ka
Hai K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Loota
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Once a Pathan was Asked:
"Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?"..
Khan Sahab Replied:...."Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti."
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Pappu: Papa Papa, Mujhe Naya Cycle Dila Do Na ??
Papa: Roz Ke Roz Kuch Nayi Demand, Jaake Chup Chap Padhai Karo !!
Pappu (Gusse Se): Accha Toh Aap Nahi Dilaoge ?? Soch Lo
Papa: Kaha Na Abhi Nahi….
Pappu: Thik Hai Toh Kal Ramleela Maidan Mein Mileinge…..
Papa: Matlab
Pappu: Gandhigiri and Annagiri Zindabad
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Teacher Ka Un Ki Class K Sath Group Photo Banaya Geya,
Doosrey Din Teacher Bachon Ko 1, 1 Photo Detey Huye Kehne Lagi:
"Jab Tum Bare Ho Jao Ge To Hairat Se Is Tasveer Ko Dekho Ge Aur Kaho Ge K:
... Ye Iram Hai Jo Amarica Chali Gayi,
Ye Hina Hai Jo Londan Chali Gayi,
Ye Pappu Hai Jo Boorha Ho Chuka Hai"
Pappu Ye Sunn Kar Jal K Bola:
"Aur Ye Hamari Teacher Hain Jin Ka Inteqal Ho Chuka Hai"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They
1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye (Tea) Peeta Hoon K Jaisay Hee Ketlee Say Cup Mein Nikalti Hai Mein Peejata Hoon
2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai Mein To Ketlee Mein He Tyaar Ker K Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon
3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Muh (Mouth) Mein Doodh, Patii Aur Cheenee (Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Gas Par Baith Jaatha Hoon
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Accident hua, bheed ho gayi! Santa ko age aane ka
mouka nhi mil raha tha! Santa chillaya- Hay mera
bapu! Sbne aage jaane diya... Dekha toh Kutta
mara pada tha...:
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa: Kal mai raat ko bathrooom gaya toh andar bhoot tha
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Banta: to phir kya hua ?? :O
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Santa: Hona kya tha mai bhoot sey bola tum kar lo humara to wesey hi nikal gaya hai..
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
"Sard Fizaaa
Sard Lehjey Or
Yadoon Ki Dhund......!
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IMraN JaNi,
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Be-Chainiyon ko Barha Diya
Feb Ki is ShaaM Ne.....!!!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)