Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 834 views

Yad na aye

Ho nhi sakta k mujay teri yaad na aye,
bhool k bhi bhulaon wo waqt na aye,
Tum bhulo to tumhen agli sans na aye
Me bhoolun
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Chal koi gal nai Banda bhool bhi jata hai…;

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi

Ek lady apne boyfriend ke sath ghum rahi thi ke itne me uska husband aa gaya or bf ko marne laga

Lady- Maar gadhe ko, apni biwi ko to gumata nahi dusron ki biwi ghumane le aate hai.

( itne me bf ko josh aaya or wo hsbnd ko marne laga )

lady- maar sale ko, na khud ghumane le jata hai na kisi or ko ghumane deta hai. :)

by Raju (few years ago!)

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa ke ghar chor aa gia

Santa ke ghar chor aa gia
Santa ne daikha tu chor bhaag gia
Santa chor ke peche bhagty bhagty agay nekal gia
Santa: Ek to chori oper se "RACE" lagata hai hamary sath

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A Sardar was writing something

A Sardar was writing something very slowly.

Friend asked: Why are you writing so slowly?

Sardar: I am writing to my 6 yrs old daughter,
she can not read very fast.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)