Log To Kanjus Hi Bahut Hai
Santa Ki Kamar Mein Bahut Dard Ho Raha Thha, Biwi Se Bola.
Santa: “Ja Sath Wale Sharma Ji Se Iodex Maang Ke La”
Patni: “Ji, Par Wo Log Denge Nahi”
Santa: “Haan Hai To Bade Kanjoos Or Kamine Log, Chal Apni Hi Almaari Se Nikaal Le“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 515 views
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