One day pappu was searching for something in his safe for hours.

Wife : What are you searching for?

Pappu : I give up. I was searching for our wedding certificate.

Wife : But why? Why you are searching…….

Pappu : I was searching for the expiry dates…..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1127 views

Ek Angrez ko raat

Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the... Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi. tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.

Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

women

Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch? A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Kutte ko Murgi se pyar tha

Kutte ko Murgi se pyar tha
Usne MUrgi se sadi ki
Thode time baad Murgi ne Khrgosh ko Jnam diya


Ye sb kya he?



AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada

Ek bhanebaj kramchari ka dada us ke daftar mein ja ker uske boss se bola: Iss daftar mein sunil naam ka aadmi kaam karta hai, mujhe us se milna hai weh mera pota hai

Boss ne muskura ker kaha: Mujhe afsos hai, aap der se aaye hain, weh aapki arthi ko kandha dene ke liye chutti laker ja chuka hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

There was once a snail

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)