Boy :Tumhare Pen me ink nahi hai kya?

Girl :andhay h0 kia?chal t0 raha hai..

Boy :Acha t0 apna Number t0 likh ker dikha0.."

Yeh b zaror Zubaida apa ka totka hi lag raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 779 views

ek bachche se poocha

Ek naye teacher ne ek bachche se poocha, is pakshi
ke pair
dekho aur iska naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha, pata nahin.
Teacher ne kaha, Tum fail ho
gaye,batao tumhara naam batao.
Bachche ne kaha Mere pair dekho aur naam batao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Great First Parent

The First Parent

by Bill Cosby

Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to his kids.

After creating Heaven and Earth, God created Adam and Eve. And the first thing He said to them was: "Don't."

"Don't what?", Adam replied.

"Don't eat the forbidden fruit."

"Forbidden fruit? Really? Where is it?"

"It's over there," said God, wondering why He hadn't stopped after making the elephants.

A few minutes later God saw the kids having an apple break and He was angry.

"Didn't I tell you not to eat that fruit?" the First Parent asked.

"Uh huh," Adam replied.

"Then why did you?"

"I dunno," Adam answered.

God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

Thus the pattern was set and it has never changed. But there is reassurance in this story.

If you have persistently and lovingly tried to give them wisdom and they haven't taken it, don't be hard on yourself.

If God had trouble handling children, what makes you think it would be a piece of cake for you?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 larkiun baad larka hya

Santa: Upperwale ki daya se teen larkiyon ke baad
mere larka hua hai
Banta: Yaar tumhare upper kaun rahata hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kachre pe nazar rakhta hai

Bv:dekho wo admi mujhe ghoor ghoor k dekh raha hai.
Shohar:arry rahne do,wo teen dabay wala hai,bekaar cheezun pe nazar rakhna us ki adat hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha

Ek Pathan Bus Me Ja Raha ThaSamney Bethi Ek Aurat Apny Bety Ko Bar bar ye hi Bol Rahi Thi
Beta Jaldi se Ye Biscut Kha lo Warna Me Un Uncle Ko De Dun giJab
us orat ne chothi bar ye hi alfaaz bole to
pathan ghusse se Bola:O baji Jaldi Fesla Karo,biscut k chakkar me Hum 4 Stop Agey aa gaya Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)