Santa- Oye!what R U doing?
Banta- Recording this baby’s voice.
Santa- Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 831 views

Finding Perfect Men

At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.

"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company. He must be musical. Tell jokes. Sing. And stay home at night!"

An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...

3 choro saath mein bethay hotay hain...

1st one" yaar main itni garam chaye(tea) peeta hoon k jaisay hee ketlee say cup say nikalti hai mein peejata hoon"

2nd one" yeh konsi bari baat hai mein to ketlee mein he tyaar ker k ketlee mein hee peejata hoon

"3rd one" uhh.. yeh konsi bari baat hai main to moon(mouth) mein doodh, patee aur cheenee(sugar) daltaa hoon aur choolhay(gas burner) per beth jaata hoon..." 

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Evil made a mother-in-law.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.

Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

PAPPU Daddy have you ever

PAPPU : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did you get my mummy then?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

ustaad shagird se

ustaad shagird se agar tum ne kal tak fees jaman na karwai to main tum ko parche main bethane nahi dun ga. Shagird masomiat se koi baat nahi sir main khare ho kar paper de dun ga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)