Aik sardar ke roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya

Aik sardar ke roti pr sy chooha ghuzer ghaya. Sardar to her mom:
“hun me ae roti nae khani”

Sardar’s mom:”kha ly putar, choohy nay kehra jutti pai hue c”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1011 views
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