Sardar G Joined New Job
1st Day He Spent 11 Hrs On Computer Boss Was Happy N Askd:
Wat He Did?

Sardar G:
Keyboard Alphabets Were Not In Order I Arranged Dem

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1000 views

Ek Uncle Chips ka pura

Banta: Ek Uncle Chips ka pura packet kha leta hai
Khane ke baad sochata hai

Ad me to Bol rahe the ki lips bolenge lekin

Mere to Hips bol rahen hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Phatan to Sardar

Pathan 2 Sardar:
Maine Aisa Mashroob Banaya Hai
Jise Peete He Insan Such Bolne Lagta Hai.

Tum Pee Kar Dekho.

Sardar (Mashroob Pee Kar):
Aakh Thoo, Yeh To Tail Hai.

Pathan: Dekha Tumne Such Bola,

Yeh Waqai Tail Hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman, and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too! "

"What a coincidence," he said, "This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

She smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"

by Muhammad Sadeeq (few years ago!)

honesty in politics

Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.

The higher up you go,

the scarcer it becomes.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Is talwar ko dehkta hun

Pati:-jab bhi main is talwaar ko dekhta hoon to
mujhe ladai per jaane ka mann karta hai.
Patni:-to phir jaate kyon nahin?
Pati:-phir unki tooti hui taang yaad aa jaati hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)