Husband: Kal mere khawab main
Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 848 views
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