Ek bar ek ladka samosa ke bich ke aalu ko kha raha tha aur bahar ke hisse ko phek raha tha.

Dushra dost usse poochta hai ke tum samose ke sirf aalu ko kyun kha rahe hoo?

Pehla: Doctor ne mujhe bahar ke chejo ko khane se mana kiya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1114 views

Bazar main

Husband : Ari Bhagwan, Tum Mujhe Bazaar Mein
"A.G." Kehke Kyon Bulaati Ho ? Kabhi Akele Mein
To Mujhe "A.G." Nahi Kehti ?
Wife : Bazaar Mein Sabke Saamne "ABEY GADHE"
Kahungi, To Kya Achchha Lagega

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A man's car stalled

A man's car stalled on a country road one morning.

When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him.

"Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.

Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer.

The amazed man told the farmer his story.

"Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer.

"Yes, yes," the man replied.

"Oh! I wouldn't listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesn't know a thing about cars."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Indian Father Apne Beti Ke

Ek Indian Father Apne Beti Ke Shadi Ka Rishta Lekar Ladke Waalon Ke Ghar Gaya, Aur poocha Ladka Kya Karta Hai,Ladke Ke Father Ne Kaha Ladka IT Company Main Kaam Karta Hai.Ladki Ke Father Ne Poccha Software Engineer hai Kya. Funny Ladke Ke Father Ne Kaha, Nahi Wo To wahan Peon Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

why do boys call gurls "item"? bcoz

why do boys call gurls "item"?
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item mean "maal"
"maal" mean "paisa"
and "paisa" mean "laxmi"
aur ladki to ghar ki "LAXMI" hoti hai :D ;)

"RISHTA WAHI SOCH NAYI!!" ;D :P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ka Apni Girlfriend Se Tang Aakar Uspar Likha Gaya Ek Sher

Tumsa Koi Doosra Zameen Par Hua, To Rabb Se Sikayat Hogi,

Ek To Jhella Nahi Jata, Dusra Aa Gaya To Kya Halat Hogi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)