meaning of wife
Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means… Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :- With Idiot For Ever
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 886 views
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Okay, if you are a real geologist, you probably enjoy transferring geology vocabulary into everyday situations. For example, if you agree with what someone has said, you may say, You breccias! or My sediments exactly!
And if you are not pleased with the person's statement, you may resort to the old:
That's not gneiss!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Lady: Mere Lips Pe
Infection Ho Gaya Hai
Doctor: Kiss Kitni Baar Karte Ho
Lady: Saal Me Ek Baar
Doctor: Infection Nahi Zung
Lag Gaya Hai
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PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
SCSI
System Can't See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
WWW
World Wide Wait
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Height of jhatka :
“A boy after spending great time with GF,
Saw a guy’s photo in her bag
Asked – Is he ur X BF?
GF kissed him said no dear thats me before surgery…;)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa bag lekar bus me ghusa..
Aur zor se chillaya-
.
.
"KHABARDAR!!
KOI APNI JAGAH SE NAHI HILEGA!!
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Santa Singh
KULFIWALA KHUD SABKE PAAS AAYEGA!!!!" ;-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Admi: Mujhe Sardar Banado
Doctor: Us Ke Liye Tumhara 50% Dimag Nikalna Paadega
Admi: Nikal Do, Doc Ne Galti Se 90% Nikal Dia
Admi Hosh Ma Aa Ke Bola:
Kocha Ye Tumne Kya Kardiya?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan chilke samait kela kha raha tha
kisi ne pocha cheela kiun nai hai,
pathan :mujhe pata hai is k adnadr kela hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
A newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams. Her husband sent telegram to her parents - Ruby First Class in Bed!
by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
First Kid: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.
Second Kid: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.
First Kid: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 yeas old at that time.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)