1 horror movie dekhi
1 horror movie dekhi
Husband: rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi,
1 chudeil kabhi mere age
kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi,
Wife: Kaun si movie thi?
Husband: Apni shadi ki
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