Ham Kya Mar Gaye The?

Ek Murgi Ne Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li, Shadi Ke Baad Ek Murge Ne Murgi Se Kaha,
Murga: “Ham Kya Mar Gaye The Jo Tune Ek Baaj Se Shadi Kar Li? ”
Murgi Mayusi Se Boli: “Shadi To Main Tumse Hi Karna Chahti Thi, Par Pita Ji Ki Jidd Thi Ki Ladka Airforce Mein Ho“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1063 views
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