petrol pump

Memon At Petrol Pump:
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do.
Salesman:
Bhai Itna Sara Petrol
Dalva K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon:
Jana Kahan Hai
Hm To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen…

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 879 views
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