pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

Ricksha wala: 50

Pathan: 20 lelo

Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega

Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

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