Sadak Ke Bich Mein Accident Hua Pada Thha Aur Bahut Bidh Ikathi Thi

Khan Ji Ko Dekhne Ka Moka Nahi Mil Raha Tha

To Khan Ne Dimag Lagaya Aur Zor Se Chillaya,

Jiska Accident Hua Vo Mera Baap Hai

Dur Hato, Ye Mere Daddy Hai
Bhid Piche Hati, Jagha Bani To

Khan Ne Dekha Ki
Ek Gadha Mara Pada Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1139 views

Expert On Parenting

On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational psychologist.

The elderly woman sitting next to me explained that she was returning to Miami after having spent two weeks visiting her six children, 18 grandchildren and ten great-grandchildren in Boston.

Then she inquired what I did for a living.

I told her, fully expecting her to question me for free professional advice.

Instead she sat back, picked up a magazine and said, "If there's anything you want to know, just ask me."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

Saas: Inspector sahab, mere ghar mein TV ko chodke baaki sab cheez chori hogayi hai?

Inspector: Chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga ?

Saas: Mujhe kya pataa sahab, main toh us samay TV par Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi dekh rahi thi….

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tameez se baat karo

Pathan: I Love you

Larki : Tameez se baat karo

Pathan: Bismillah hirRehman nirRaheem
With due respect I beg to say that I Love you Sada Qalla hul Azeem

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Ghabber

Jay- Is Gabbar Ka Kya Karu,
Veeru- Ise Sui Chubo Chubo Kar Mar Do Aur Sui Is
Ke Side Me Rakh Dena,
...Police Samjhegi Sui-Side Ka Case He.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Truth and veham

Teacher : Saach aur Veham main kiya farak hai?
Boy : Aap hum ko padha rahi hain ye SAACH hai. Aur hum padh rahe hain ye aap ka VEHAM hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)