Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
Saas: Inspector sahab, mere ghar mein TV ko chodke baaki sab cheez chori hogayi hai?
Inspector: Chor ne sirf TV kisliye chodaa hoga ?
Saas: Mujhe kya pataa sahab, main toh us samay TV par Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi dekh rahi thi….
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 873 views
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