Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut
Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the...
Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi.
tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.
Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 826 views
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