Ek Angrez ko raat me bahut machhar kaat rahe the...


Usne gusse me aake saari light band kardi.
tabhi room ek jugnu aaya.


Angrez: Ohhhh no!!! India ka macchar sala ab torch leke dhund raha hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 903 views

Sardar In UK Hotel

Sardar In UK Hotel Khana Khane Gia
Wo Murgi Khana Chahta Tha
Lekin Murgi Ki English Bhol Gia

Thy Askd Wht Do U Want SRdar G?

Sardar Replid: Éggs’ Mother

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Unconcerned window

An old man and woman hate each other, but remain
married for years. During their shouting fights,
the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die
first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial,
the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins
to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about
her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him
buried upside down!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab aaya?

Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab aaya? Banti: Pata nahi sir

Teacher: Board per nahi dekh sakte naam ke sath hi likha hai

Banti: Mene socha shayad weh uska phone no hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Boy was driving

A Boy was driving a car. A fat girl on scooty overtook him.
Boy shouted,
"Hey Bhains"

Girl turned back n shouted..
"tu hoga gadha, kuta shakal daikh apni bandar khein k''

Suddenly girl ka accident hogaya...

Usko road pe aik bhains ne takkar mari thi :( :p

MORAL:

"LARKIAN kbi pori baat nhi suntien ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kya Package Hai?

Hamari New Generation Miss Ne
KG1 Class K Bache Se Kaha
1 Se 10 Tak Gino Me Tume Kiss Dungi
Baccha: Aagr Me 1 Se 100 Tak Ginu
to Kya Package Hai?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)