Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab aaya?
Teacher: Babar bharat mein kab aaya? Banti: Pata nahi sir
Teacher: Board per nahi dekh sakte naam ke sath hi likha hai
Banti: Mene socha shayad weh uska phone no hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1347 views
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