Teacher to student: Tum class ky sab sai nekammy student kion ho?
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Student: Kionke jo larka mujh sai nekkama tha wo school chor gia

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 887 views

Makaan Ko Pakad Ke Rakhna

Ek sharabi ne bahut zyada sharab pee le. Jab woh ghar aaya to uss ne jeb se chabi nikali aur tala ko kholney laga.

Haath kaapne ke wajha se chabi kabhi idhar hat jati kabhi udhar hat jati, ek admi pass se guzra toh sharabi ne usey bataya ki tala nahi khul rahi hai.

Uss shaks ne sharabi ke pass ja kar kaha, lao chabi tala main khol deta hoon

Aur phir sharabee ne kaha, Tala toh main hi kholonga bas tum makan ko pakar ke rakhna

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

testicular guard

the first testiculer guard was used in cricket in 1874 and first helmet was used in 1974 it took 100 years for men to realise that brain is also imortant...

by atif majeed (few years ago!)

You Did Not Close Your Eyes When

Boy : Why
You Did Not Close Your Eyes
When
I Kisses You ?
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Girl : Kaminey .. Last Time Eyes
Close Ki Thi, Tab Tu Ne Mere
Purse
Se 500 Rupy Chura Liye The

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa Last year

Santa: Last year, I opened a jeweler`s shop.

Banta: And then what happened?

Santa: I was caught red-handed by the jeweler.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Woman: I was in a very

Woman: I was in a very generous mood today,I gave a poor beggar $25

Friend: Thats a lot of money to give away,What did your husband say?

Woman: Shukriya (Thank you)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)