In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 890 views

Ek Larki Sardar Apus Mein Pyar Karte Thay

Ek Larki Sardar Apus Mein Pyar Karte Thay
Larki: Sardar G Tusi Na Meri Zara V Parwa Ni Karday
Sardar: Oye Sohniye (Pyar Karan Walay Kadi V Kisay Di V Parwa Ni Karday).

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

tabdili

Pathan: Tumhary Pen me Ink nahi hai kia?

Girl: andhe ho kia?
Chal to rAha hai,,

Pathan: Acha to Phir apna

number likh k dikhao,


<(',')
/' />O teri kher
_/ / larki sy numbr leny ka new tareeqa or wo b pathan ne nikala

Imran Khan tabdeli agai hai.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Printing Press

Teacher : Children
Exams Are Nearing
If U Have Any Doubt U Can Ask Me..

Santa: In Which Printing Press
The Question Paper Are Printed..?

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Wedding is the only day

Wedding is the only day when a boy stand on stage
& watch other girls dressed beautifully

& think..
.

Ye sab aaj se pehle kahaan mar gai thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny 1.

Har pal,
har waqt
har lamha
har aahat
har ahsaas
aur
dil ki har dharkan keh rahi hai




tooba kitni sardi hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)