Wife :mujhe is se aur kuch nai lena bas ye mujhe us haal me chor de jis haal me isko main mili thi.
Judge:tum kis hal me is ko mili thi
wife:bewah

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 784 views

1 sardar bus main betha

1 sardar bus main betha
us k samnay 1 molvi beth gia

sardar dar gia or bola “molana saab tusi dum darood walay oo yha bumb barood walay?”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha

Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua

Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,

Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,

Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….

Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Postman.

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.

Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Abu Gange Hai

3 Bache apas mai baat ker rhe the..

Ek ne kha mai kale rang ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal kale hai.

Dosre ne kha mai bhore rang ki car lo ga kyo k mere abu k baal bhore hai.

or jub tesre ki bari ai to wo jhut se bola..

Mai baghair chut ki Car lo ga kyo k mere abu gange hai..::)))

by Muhammad Farrukh Nawaz (few years ago!)

Height of Irritati0n

Mom; Can You Get Me A Drink ?

Me; Cola Or Pepsi ?

Mom; Cola

Me; Normal Or Diet ?

Mom; Normal

Me; Can Or Bottle ?

Mom; Bottle

Me; 1L Or 0.5l ?

Mom; Screw It Give Me Water .-.

Me; Normal Or Carbonated ?

Mom; NORMAL !!!

Me; Warm Or Cold ?

Mom; Get Out !

Me; Now Or Later ?

Mom; Im Going To Kill You ! .-.

Me; With A Knife Or Gun ?

Mom; GUN !

Me; In The Head Or Body ?

Mom; YOU KNOW WHAT I LL GET IT MY SELF N0W GET LOST

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)