All Scientists Fail To Answer This,

But Santa Rocks.

Q: Which Liquid Thing Turns Solid On Heating?

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?Ans:- Baisan K Pakore. :-)

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 915 views

Larki zor se chalai

2 Cockroach “I.C.U” mein eik sath admit thay.

1st:Kisne maara??

2nd:Kisi ne nhi yar,aik lrki mujhy dekh k itni zorr se chillai k saala heart attack ho geya.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Hungry Lion

Two guys are walking through a game park & they come across a lion that has not eaten for days. The lion starts chasing the two men. They run as fast as they can and the one guy starts getting tired and decides to say a prayer, "Please turn this lion into a Christian, Lord." He looks to see if the lion is still chasing and he sees the lion on its knees. Happy to see his prayer answered, he turns around and heads towards the lion. As he comes closer to the lion, he hears the it saying a prayer: "Thank you Lord for the food I am about to receive."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

In A Cricket Ground

In A Cricket Ground

Security : Cricket Match Is Over Now,

Why R U Stil Sitting?

Sardar : Oye Yaar

I Am Waitin For Highlights!

:-)keep smiling:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Beta tum iss class me 3

Teacher:Beta tum iss class me 3 saal se fail ho rahe ho.Tumhari umar me Shashtriji matric pass kar chuke the.

Student:Sir,gyan mat bantiye.Aapki umar me Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke the!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Laloo to his P.A

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A.: Goal karne ke liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)