Mubarik ho

Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai
Pathan : O Mera Khuda
Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1143 views
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