A Doctor and an Engineer
A Doctor and an Engineer love the same girl.
The Doctor gives the girl rose everyday . . .
while the Engineer gives an apple to the girl everyday . . .
Doctor confused and ask the engineer : WHy ?
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Engineer : An apple a day, keeps the Doctor away
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 571 views
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