1 shadi main Dulha ki pehli
1 shadi main Dulha ki pehli mangaitar bhi sajh dhaj k i.
Kisi ny pocha k kiya ap Dulhan hain ?
Us ny kaha "G Nahi Main Semi Final main haar gai Thi.
Final dekhnay aai hun
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 547 views
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