Ek moti aurat ne Doctor se puchha…
Ek moti aurat ne Doctor se puchha…
Aurat: Maine suna hai ki khelne se motapa kam hota hai, par mujhe to koi farq hi nahin pada!!
Doctor: Achcha!! Kaunsa khel kelti hain aap?
Aurat: Chidiya udd, Tota uddd!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 975 views
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