Mazdoor: Khabi Khabi mere dill
Mazdoor: Khabi Khabi mere dill main khial ata hai,
2nd Mazdoor: Batao kya khial ata hai?
1st Mazdoor: Jab bijli nahi, Pani nahi, to Bill kaha se ata hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1166 views
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