Judge To Sardar:
Tumhein Ek Baar Bhi Chori Karte Waqt Apni Maa Ka Khyal Nahi Aya?

Sardar: Main Ki Karaann?
Dukaan Mein Sirf Gents Suits Hi Thay !

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 856 views

TOTA BOLA,

Aik Pathan apny shoulder pe Parrot ko ly k ja raha tha.

Aik bandy ny poocha..
Ye jaanwar kahan se lai ho?

TOTA BOLA,
"Peshawar"

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A cold winter!

It was autumn, and the Red Indians asked their New Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild.

Since he was a Red Indian chief in a modern society, he couldn't tell what the weather was going to be.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side, he replied to his Tribe that the winter was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect wood to be prepared.

But also being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked 'Is the coming winter going to be cold?'

'It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold indeed,' the weather man responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more wood. A week later, he called the National Weather Service again. 'Is it going to be a very cold winter?'
'Yes,' the man at National Weather Service again replied, 'It's definitely going to be a very cold winter.'

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every scrap of wood they could find.

Two weeks later, he called the National Weather Service again.
'Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?'
'Absolutely,' The man replied. 'It's going to be one of the coldest winters ever.'

'How can you be so sure?' the Chief asked.
The weatherman replied, 'The Red Indians are collecting wood like crazy.'

This is how stock markets work!!!

by Sajjad Qureshi (few years ago!)

Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein

Beta: maa, aaj subhah jab mein papa ke sath bus mein aa raha tha to unhone ek aurat ke liye mujhse apni seat chodne ko kaha.

Maa: Beta, ye to achi baat hai bado ka samman karna chahiye

Beta: magar maa, mein to papa ki god mein baitha hua tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Chickens Accompanying Woman

A blonde is walking down the street and a car pulled up next to her. The man in the car says to her, What do you have in the bag?
The blonde replies: I have chickens!

The man thinks for a moment and says, If I can guess how many chickens you have in the bag, can I have one?

The blonde thinks that it sounds fair and replies, Okay, but I`ll make the bet even better! If you can guess how many chickens,

I have in the bag I will give you BOTH of them!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Khushiyan Kiya Hoti Hen?

Khushiyan Kiya Hoti Hen?Jokes Ek
sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye
khushiyan kiya hoti hen? Dosray
sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to kum
umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi

by Åkásh khãñ (few years ago!)