santa - radio pe gaane sun raha tha papa tehte hai
bada naam karega.
maa - bijli ka bill tera baap bharega.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1134 views

Choron ko president

Pakistani to American: Tum choron k sath kya
Salook karte ho?
American: Hum unke sath bohat acha salook karte
hain. Un k khany peeney ki her cheez ka khayal
rakhte hain.
Pakistani: Bas! ye to kuch bhi nahi, Tum abhi hum
se bohat peechay ho.
Hum to choron ko President bana dete hain

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Fool Apney Bhai Se:

Fool Apney Bhai Se:
Tum Hamari Shadi Par Kya Khaas Kam Kry Ga?
Bhai: Hawai Firing To Sab Kartay Hain,
Hum Khud Kush Dhamaka Kary Ga...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Buy Alligator Shoes

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sachhe Pyar Ki Kadar Kahan Hai Aajkal

Ek Ladka Apni Girl-friend Ko Shaadi Ke Liye Raazi Kar Raha Hota Hai,

Ladka: “Mere Paas Apne Dost Jaisi Car To Nahi Par Tumhe Apni Palkon Pe Bitha Ke Ghumaunga,

Mere Paas Us Jaisa Bada Bangla To Nahi Par Tumhe Apne Dil Mein Jagah Dunga

Mere Paas Us Ke Jitne Paise To Nahi Par Main Mehnat Kar Ke Khilaunga,

Aur Tumhe Kya Chahiye?”
Ladki: “Dimag Ki Maa Bahan Mat Kar, Apne Us Dost Ka Number De“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha

sardar 1st time JAHAAZ mein betha

Jahaz runway pe chal raha tha

Sardar ne pilot ko thappar mara or bola

Menu pehle he dair ho gai a te tu sarko sarki pa lia a.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)