Chhote: Tujhe pata hai main aaj girl friend se milunga

Bade: Kya baat kar raha hai, teri bhi girl friend hai !

Chhote: Haan, Aur mujhe shaam ko badminton court jaana hai.

Bade: Badminton court kyun?
Chhote: Waha net hota hai na… isiliye

Bade: Abe net ka kya karega…
Chhote: Girl firend se milunga na, usne bola tha, aaj shaam ko 4 baje Net pe milte hain… hahaha

Bade: Bakwas band kar!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 832 views

jadugar Ne Jadu

Aik Black African Lrki Ko jadugar Ne
Jadu Se Par Lga diay.

Lrki : Wow, Ab kia Me PARi bn gai?

Jadugar :NI Pagli..
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Tu "CHAM'GADAR' bn gai hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher Student

Teacher is explaining to the student,
'if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.'

Student: but sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.

Teacher: why?

Student: because you don’t have any hair.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

HIS IS A CLASSIC

HIS IS A CLASSIC ::

Santa ne facebook pe apna account banaya
aur apni WALL pe likha :

“Yaha thukna mana hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aik bacha park mai

Aik bacha park mai bench pe betha

1 k bad 1 toffee kha rha tha.
Pas bethi 1 orat boli:

Jo ziada metha khatay hen
wo jaldi mar jatay hen.

Boy: ap ko malum hay meri dadi ki age 106 saal thi.

Orat: wo metha kam khati hongi.
Boy: nahi, Wo apny kaam se kaam rakhti thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made

Shopkeeper: This sweater’s made of pure virgin wool sir.

Santa: You see I am not interested in the morals of the sheep. Just tell me, will it keep me warm?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)