Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo

Girl:- Jaldi khidki se kudo, papa aa gye hai.

Boy:- Lekin ye 13v mnzil hai,

Girl:- Janu ye shagun - apshagun sochne ka waqt nhi hai jaldi kudo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 849 views
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