Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Ek raat bijli chali gayi,
Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao.
Sardani: kar di na sardaron wali baat fan on karenge to candle bujh jayegi.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views
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