Beti: Ammi mera Teacher

Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na

Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.

Beti:AMMI Aap Hamesha apne hi ChaKKar me rehna,Hamare Lye Na Sochna

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