Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din
Sardar Shadi Ke Aglay Din B.V Ko Maar Raha Tha,
Logon Ne Pocha To Bola:
Innay Meri Chaah Vich Taveez Milaya A,
B.V Rotay Hoye Or Ghussay Se Boli:
O Taveez Nai Tea Bag See…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 871 views
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